Misteryosa

Cross-posted from my blog.

…your midget vertically challenged president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo really did offer your midget vertically challenged champion Manny Pacquiao a one-year tax-free privilege if the latter would win his match against Morales?

You go, GMA! Stick your tongue up Pacman’s asshole every time he farts! ¹

…instead of buying a $100,000 (approximately PhP5,000,000) Mercedez Benz in Los Angeles, Pacquiao donates a cent each to the poor street children in the Philippines?

He’d be a hero in more ways than one. Heh, but he’d still be not mine.

…Pacquiao runs for office this coming elections?

A sure circus of punching monkeys. Using him to endorse the administration’s senatorial slate is bad enough. Please, no.

…Pacquiao isn’t such an arrogant bastard and doesn’t have too much endorsements to last him (and me) a lifetime?

Maybe I’d like him. Maybe.

Pardon me, I can’t help bitching about Fuckman again. I’m adding myself to the numerous bloggers in the blogosphere who are blogging about him.

And
I have this to say: Filipino pride my ass. Just because the majority
likes him doesn’t mean everybody does. So suddenly, they’ve all become
a patriot? Ano sila, one hit wonder? I dare say they don’t know what patriotism really means.

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I’m dedicating this section to three of my favorite people to talk with online.  They’re my kabatak when it comes to bashing Filipino bloggers in the WWW, and I owe them much respect and gratitude for everything they’ve done for me.

• Aja - Standardista, the term Aja uses to describe us geeky people who likes to follow the standards set by the World Wide Web Consortium. He’s the one I turn to when I have confusing questions regarding HTML and CSS codes (pucha, WordPress Loops?!). I’m completely hands-down when it comes to his web geekery talents.
• Lexie
  - A fellow too-much-pink layout, sis-calling people hater (might be too
  strong a word) whom I can vent out my frustrations to about the Philippine Idol results every week (Ken’s dead! Hurrah! Miguel should’ve been next though).
• Tammy
  - A grammar Nazi. She’s also politically opinionated, which makes me
  like her more (seldom do people my age care about politics). Without
  her, this list wouldn’t exist. My only regret is never meeting her during my stint in Baguio City.

Love also goes to Ate Ems
for being such a great person that she is. She has helped me through a
lot, and I enjoy our occasional debates about all sorts of things. A
plug to her new project, PHUC, which offers free domain and subdomain hosting. We’re both willing to register a uk.to domain for free. Right, Ate Ems?

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If you’re from UP, do me a favor and boycott your classes tomorrow, eh? We’ll be conducting EDs about ToFI.

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^{1 - From Marocharim’s blog.}